Happy Christmas Eve Eve.

In the vain hope I have pinpointed the reason

Tonight I have been laughing alone
at the television, analysing the noises I make
for air-disturbance and toning it down.

But Simon Amstell has been doing his usual
and waving his silly head. And when I run through
old texts at the same time it's almost like much

hasn't happened, and I have my chance over
to impress with my laugh, just on the right side
of cute. Still, I practise inflection. I think I am improved.